you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Randomize
