what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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