Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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