Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
