my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Watching her eat just hurts me
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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