i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You need Xanax blowdarts
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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