Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
