I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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