windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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