Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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