people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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