Will you blow on my dice?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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