Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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