Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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