We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
pray to the hookup gods
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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