I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
