U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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