We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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