Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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