I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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