Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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