she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
