maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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