Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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