Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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