Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
His nipple licking is glorious
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