I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so that wasnt chicken after all
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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