Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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