UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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