i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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