And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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