Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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