Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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