Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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