32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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