What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
