What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
