So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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