They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
a search helicopter?!
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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