there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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