fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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