And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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