I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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