I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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