yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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