I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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