a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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