im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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