I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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