i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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