ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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