Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
operation have a gay friend backfired
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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