Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I understand Curling. That high.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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