I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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