Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
