What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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