ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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