love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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