I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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